If you can believe this one, I finally installed that mirror I got, and it only took about two months. Amazing. I lucked out in that some of the fasteners fell on studs, so they held really well.
And like all things I put off because I'm a wimp, it wasn't that bad. I sort of knew it wouldn't be that bad, it was just another thing I had to deal with, and I tend to deal with things by ignoring them. It drives R crazy.
Either way, the mirror is in, it really brightens up the bathroom, and now I can put my contacts in without losing my mind.
Thanks for reading.